Fidget - The Patriot

“These are the times that try men’s and women's souls.”

Sound familiar? Perhaps...more so now...than ever!

You and I, no matter what our politics, have one very special thing in common: America!

So, let’s dig ourselves out of this mess by celebrating…together…America. And, let’s do it…with “The Patriot”.

Why? Because you don’t have to know my politics nor, I, yours. We just have to know that we are each...one and all…Patriots! We love America and are willing, as we always have been, to compromise to save it!

God Bless America!

• “The Patriot” is made of one (1) “hand sized printer foam ball” affixed to an ebony “jewelry-grade magnet and ring. Another ring/magnet is then affixed to a six (6) inch by one (1) adhesive black loop adhesive backed fabric. This piece attaches to your remote. Once attached it need never be removed. This all but guarantees the longevity of the attachment.*

• Attached to the original magnet/ring is a six (6) inch, three (3) layered red/white/blue loop materialed flag “fabric” representation held to the ring by a gold clamp attachment. All very safe and secure. Finally, an American flags pin is affixed to the flag-like material. All of this is intended to give you hours, days, months and years of satisfaction (remote not included).

• Fidget the Flag! -- This may sound extraordinary but...think of it: Squeeze the flag ball to get in touch with the Patriot in you! Your tactile relationship with Liberty and Justice is achievable! Do it!

P.S. — Your Remote Patriotic Fidget always gives you the option to return to “just the remote” without the ball by employing releasable jewelry-grade magnets. These magnets will never come apart unless you “pull them apart”, giving you the fun of just playing with the ball, especially the “Squishies”.

P.P.S. -- We've got your six (6) with "Forever Kit" -- In a few years you can repair any loose ends with a 6"x1" black loop adhesive strip to re-attach the TV Remote plus a tube of super glue to "touch up" the 2nd magnet attachment to your current Fidget-of-Choice. Free forever. Just pay shipping!