Friends...this is a 28" Loop of Inter-Connected Multi-Colored Neoprene Zippers. So?
So...when you loop it inside one of the two jewelry-grade magnets securing your fidget to your TV Remote...it comes to life! Now, "where's the remote" becomes "It's right there along the "...easily spotted 28" Loop of Inter-Connected, Multi-Connected Neoprene Zippers!!"
So, let's say you wake up and wanna watch some Tube. Just feel around and you've got your remote...lock, stock and barrel (What the hell does that mean?). Seriously, it's a Godsend. And, it makes a cutesy little "plastic tinkling sound" (not enough to wake the "little lady"; that comes later when you turn on the TV.(remote not included)
So, trust me on this one. This is likely the best free gift you'll ever get when it's offered as such, in other places within the store. Or, just spend the 10 bucks here and bite the bullet and git it!
